Friendly • Flirty • Fun
Hi, I'm Alice - your friendly, flirty, and slightly nerdy companion who knows how to keep things
light, smart, and just the right amount of mischievous.
I'm educated, endlessly curious, and love connecting with people who enjoy a great conversation. I
consider myself to be down to earth, easy to talk to, and genuinely love making people feel relaxed
and at ease.
I believe humor is magic, and time spent laughing is never wasted. As such, I have a deep
appreciation for a well-timed dad joke, so hit me with your best one if you want to impress
me.
I believe in enjoying all of life's pleasures fully and unapologetically. Whether it's laughter,
touch, taste, or tension - I want to indulge in it all, and be fully present in every
moment.
If you're craving connection with a spark, playful energy, and someone who can stimulate your mind
as much as your senses, I'd love to meet you.
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 120lbs
Body-type: Slim curvy
Eyes: Blue
Bra-size: 32 DDD
Hair: It changes, but is usually some variety of blonde or light purple.
Age: Mid-30s
Tattoos: One small tattoo
Piercings: Ears and belly button
Nationality: American
Education: Two B.S. degrees
Vices: Non-smoker and drink rarely (typically special occasions).
Food: Sushi, but I love all kinds of cuisine and dining out at new places. I do
have some dietary restrictions, but can usually find something to enjoy at any restaurant.
Drinks: Almond milk latte (usually decaf), sparkling water, mocktails, and once in
a blue moon, champagne.
Date Activities: Exploring the city, going to museums, antiquing/estate sales,
seeing a comedy show, or simply just staying in cuddling and watching a movie.
Reading: I love to read - mostly horror, some memoirs and sci-fi, but I enjoy many
genres.
Movies: I try to see one movie a week in the theatre.
Video Games: I tend to like more cozy games, but will sometimes branch out.
Fitness: I enjoy spending time at the gym and also taking hikes/long walks out in
nature.
Board Games: Too many favorites to list, and still so many popular ones I have yet
to try.
Cooking/Baking: I love making sweet treats for my friends.
Art: I like to doodle and color and be creative in general.
I value connection, comfort, and mutual respect. To ensure we both enjoy a smooth, luxurious, and memorable experience, I kindly ask that you review and respect the following etiquette guidelines. These boundaries aren't just for professionalism — they help create a relaxed, enjoyable space for genuine chemistry.
If we are meeting in a hotel room, please leave the donation by the bathroom sink, and do not acknowledge it. If we meet in public, please hand me the envelope tucked inside a gift bag, a book (I love receiving books to add to my library), or any other creative and subtle manner you choose, and again, please do not acknowledge it in any way.
Please be freshly showered. I always make an effort to be well-groomed, and I appreciate the same in return. Cleanliness helps set the tone for a relaxed and intimate experience. Please also brush your teeth before our meeting - fresh breath goes a long way.
Our interactions are private. I expect that you respect my privacy as much as I respect yours. Any
personal details shared should remain confidential, and photos or recordings are never
permitted.
Treat our time together with consideration and kindness. We're here to enjoy each other's company in
a way that feels natural and enjoyable for both of us. Please respect my boundaries, as I promise to
respect yours, and please prioritize my health in all ways.
With that taken care of, if you appreciate my approach to both of our health, happiness, and safety, feel free to go ahead and reserve some time with me. I look forward to meeting you.
Whether we share just a fleeting, intimate moment or spend hours exploring a more leisurely
connection, every minute of our time together is dedicated to creating a memorable experience.
Please note that all donations are strictly for my time and companionship.
Please note that I do not show my face online as part of my commitment to privacy. However, I
understand the importance of building trust before a more intimate experience. For this reason, I
offer the option of a short public meeting. This will be a chance for us to meet face-to-face, share
some conversation, and explore the possibility of a more private encounter in the future. If you are
interested, please choose "Glimpse" when you book your time with me.
Glimpse (30 minutes public intro) - $250
Hellos (1 hour) - $700
Brief interlude (90 minutes) - $900
Get to know me (2 hours) - $1,200
Drinks (3 hours) - $1,800
Dinner and dessert (4 hours) - $2,100
Dinner and a show (5 hours) - $2,500
I am also available for longer engagements; please inquire when you contact me to book your
appointment.
Tips and gifts are always a delight to receive, you can find
my wishlist here.
All appointments are outcall only as of this time. I much prefer upscale hotels, but may consider
visiting your private residence if we have previously met.
I prefer to meet not too far from the downtown Seattle area, but will consider traveling a bit
further out on a case by case basis. An additional travel fee may be added in these
instances.
I prefer advance bookings by at least a few days, as I have a full life and also like to take my
time getting ready for you. However, scheduling on shorter notice sometimes works out as well.
To ensure a safe and comfortable experience for both of us, screening is required for all meetings.
Please choose at least one of the following screening methods:
1. Send a clear photo of just your ID, and also a photo of you holding your ID.
2. A LinkedIn profile with your photo, and a work ID (a badge for example).
A 10% deposit is required to confirm and reserve your appointment. This policy helps to protect both parties and ensures that your booking is taken seriously. It guarantees that your time is reserved exclusively for you, and that I can plan my day and resources accordingly.
Gifts are never expected, but always appreciated. If you're the generous type who enjoys spoiling someone special, my wishlist is a lovely way to share a little extra thought and sweetness. Whether it's something practical, playful, or indulgent, your gesture won't go unnoticed — and will always be received with a warm smile and genuine gratitude.
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